If you think that civilization is coming to an end, here’s confirmation. There’s now a book of Word porn, strictly speaking Clippy Porn.
Now available on Kindle is Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story
It’s a 4,000 word short story featuring a giant living paperclip. As the blurb explains …
” Christie Aackerlund doesn’t need help with anything. So when the world’s biggest technology company offers to fly her to a remote location and investigate an alien artifact, all by herself, she’s all like “I’ll do it! ”
We don’t suggest buying this book, even for a bet. Instead take a moment to mourn the decline of western literature. We’ve come from Shakespeare’s Sonnets and John Donne to ‘Conquered by Clippy‘ … so sad.
