Word porn – this is not a joke

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If you think that civilization is coming to an end, here’s confirmation.  There’s now a book of Word porn, strictly speaking Clippy Porn.

Now available on Kindle is Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story

It’s a 4,000 word short story featuring a giant living paperclip.  As the blurb explains …

Christie Aackerlund doesn’t need help with anything. So when the world’s biggest technology company offers to fly her to a remote location and investigate an alien artifact, all by herself, she’s all like “I’ll do it!

We don’t suggest buying this book, even for a bet.    Instead take a moment to mourn the decline of western literature.   We’ve come from Shakespeare’s Sonnets and John Donne to ‘Conquered by Clippy‘ … so sad.


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