Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down


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An Office themed bit of web humor.

Here’s a bit of web humor doing the rounds.

It starts with the statement …

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down

Followed by replies:



  • You Excel and re-posting 😀
  • What’s your Power Point?
  • Works for me
  • You shouldn’t have given them Access to your stuff
  • You’re Outlook on life in so … interesting
  • I should contact a Publisher about this.

Not exactly up there with Tom Lehrer or Spike Milligan but Office related humor is rare so we had to share.

By the way, it IS possible for someone to steal your copy of Office. Actually they steal your Microsoft Office Product Key and use it to install on another computer (any matching install DVD will do).

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